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ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.


TAGS: sniper spotter rifle gun
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by BruceP

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:27 pm
Colonel. Irving Lambert "You're well on your way to becoming one of history's most prolific unknown author of human events."
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:06 pm
Gavrilo Princip might disagree. His act on 28 June 1914 changed the world in ways we still feel.
FatherTyme - August 14, 2011, 11:07 pm
*weeps silently to self* beautifully said MP, dare I say, poetic? Almost, haiku-like
wanderor - August 12, 2011, 4:08 pm
Tim Murphy at the Battle of Saratoga changed the world more or less, granted it was a battle but his single act changed the whole direction of the battle. Then the French backed us and we soon won our independence. One man, one rifle, one shot, history.
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:29 pm
"from a place you will not see.... comes a sound you will not hear". send it


HARRY POTTER -


TAGS: harry potter movie ginger
Rating: 4.33/5

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Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 7:01 pm
and trust me, I've learned very quickly...I rather have 2L poster that has 16 comments than a 5L poster with none. Feedback is the key to improvement.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:57 pm
Haha, I'm a very easy going person...I've had a lot worse happen to me that hasn't bent me out of shape lol. This site is like therapy for me lol...
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 6:51 pm
donk, some of the best posters on this website have a 2.9 or lower rating. it's just the way it is. so don't get bent out of shape over it.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:47 pm
and lol cranky ty...I love your posters and I have seen some of your great posters get some injust scores so I can understand.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:46 pm
I only rate 5L 4L or 1L, anything in between I rather just give some positive advice and help them get better.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
Why thank you monkey that means a lot from you. I just hate when ppl hate on posters for no reason. I always try and be as fair as possible when rating. I'd rather make a comment that gives constructive criticism than give someone a 2L.
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
donk, it was probably some ginger kid who really likes harry potter. i wouldn't worry about it.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
don't worry about scores. the comments hold the key. Its a good poster, and you have been doing well
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:36 pm
I seem to attract a lot of haters.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:35 pm
Awe, someone voted this a 3...go f yourself jealous =D
Reality Lord - December 10, 2010, 5:53 pm

dear donk....ahahahahahahaahah...again.
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2010, 7:04 am
Well played Donk, well played.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 7:55 pm
I apologize in advance to any of my red-headed brethren out there. It's all in good humor =D


SIRIUS BLACK - Why so Sirius?




PROBLEM SOLVING -


TAGS: i say potato you say
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

gettinsmarter - August 5, 2011, 1:29 pm
Actually none of itis true. The Russians actually bought mechanical pencils from an American firm.
scotts13 - August 5, 2011, 10:26 am
Unfortunately, it's NOT true. Fisher developed the pen with private funds, the sold pens to NASA. Didn't actually cost much more than pencils.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:23 am
you know, the sad part is it's all true. It's mistakes like this that make me proud to be a Russian!
mariand - August 5, 2011, 3:40 am
hehe... 5 bottles for you
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:12 pm
I tried it and it works...the Vodka that is.
gas - August 4, 2011, 8:07 pm
LOL!
rerun - August 4, 2011, 8:05 pm

we could still be in space if we had thought of that.


TO ERR IS HUMAN - To blame it on someone else shows management potential


TAGS: err human blame management potential
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:33 pm

n1 dubog
Zetmonk - January 12, 2012, 8:45 am
Hah, nice! Very clever mister!


HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now


TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
yummy
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but damn, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY hotter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol damn i just noticed that shes soo hot seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(


ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.


TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

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John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally shit my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.


IRELAND -


TAGS: ireland potatoes
Rating: 4.67/5

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Thedewd - September 29, 2017, 5:26 am
A seven course gourmet Irish dinner: A boiled potato and six pack of Guinness.
Aurielius - January 23, 2016, 9:22 am
As funny as a NINA sign.
forseti - May 22, 2010, 5:26 am
5 potato-shakes!
Kubi - May 8, 2010, 10:09 pm
Lol nice. 5Lbs of potatoes
Faceplant31 - May 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
I haven't ROR'd like that in a while! Good shiot KFD!
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:34 pm
Love it!! 5Liters!


THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

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thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


HARRY POTTER - Somehow it never feels wrong...


TAGS: harry potter
Rating: 2/5

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BriaHere - July 27, 2009, 10:06 am
He's hot.
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:33 pm
he doesnt look that great without a shirt. no homo
Rawr - April 8, 2009, 8:26 pm
I dont know if its just me, but i can never get past the horrible fake crying over Diggery (?? the other fag in the tri-cup) that those ridiculously unfunny english director in england made him do. u.u


STONER CLAUS - Wishes you a Merry Christmas!




FIRST I WAS LIKE -


TAGS: snape rape face the like harry potter alan sidney patrick rickman
Rating: 3.67/5

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Arnaldo - January 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
good one
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:44 pm

aesop, you need to get rid of that avitar. You are only 940 posts away from earning a greybeard ranking, not a bastard version of your own creation
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm sorry, am I failing to recognize a meme?


DEAR IDIOT -


TAGS: 4 spot parking commi3
Rating: 4.88/5

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pratham - January 1, 2012, 10:23 am
Very funny..
EnkryptedSpirit - December 31, 2011, 9:03 pm
Totally hilarious
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:26 pm
Hilarious.


COUCH POTATOES - It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?




CROSSOVERS - Hogwarts gets transfer students from Shiz.




MMMYES QUITE -




HAIRY POTTER - I'm the prisoner of Azkaban


TAGS: harry potter rofl azkaban voldemort
Rating: 4.3/5

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Zreiser - April 5, 2011, 7:56 pm
Looking through the older stuff, and this really made me chuckle. It's so lame, but I laughed anyway. Actually laughing = 5L
xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:13 pm
lol, thts kewl
Claire - November 21, 2010, 2:49 pm
I do enjoy puns.
WhatTheHellIsAHufflepuff - November 21, 2010, 12:25 pm
he > gary oldman
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:11 am

cute
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 10:09 am
lol


HARRY POTTER: THE ANIME - Make it happen, Japan!


TAGS: anime manga harry potter hogwarts rowling otaku magical magic
Rating: 2.5/5

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xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:19 pm
I quite think they should. It's a good idea, I mean, you can't get any worse than the movies, can you?
BriaHere - August 3, 2009, 6:01 pm
Definitely not, that would be the best way to ruin it.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:59 pm
No. Just no.


FIRST THING -


TAGS: willie nelson pot
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - August 5, 2011, 2:57 pm
5ad...but true


I WANNA ROCK N ROLL - All Night And Potty Every Day


TAGS: potty rock
Rating: 4.12/5

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Swampfox - May 2, 2012, 9:39 pm
That's my grandson. His nickname is Thing One.
dy2012 - May 2, 2012, 11:10 am
nice


EPIC FAILS - but your mom look so proud!


TAGS: epic fail mom smoking pot
Rating: 2.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2016, 6:03 pm
She should just shut up, I'm sure she just came back from a date where she had sex with a strange man and nine of his closest friend.


SOUTH POTTER - When you thought Malfoy couldn't be more of an asshole...


TAGS: south park harry potter cartman stan kenny kyle malfoy hogwarts
Rating: 3.65/5

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booger13 - March 26, 2010, 10:23 pm
lmao //100 lions


Beam Me Up -


TAGS: portapotty beam enterprise
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 9, 2015, 7:29 pm
Thanks, people :)
maoworks2 - March 9, 2015, 2:48 pm
So That's How They Clean Them ,5 Blue L'S
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:08 pm
Thanks jesus...laughed so hard almost shyt myself!
concern3 - March 7, 2015, 5:27 pm
very funny 5er


HARRY POTTER - The kids book even cats like, sad, pathetic, single cats.


TAGS: cats harry potter reading books
Rating: 3.56/5

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xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:18 pm
It would be even funnier if the cat looked like McGonnagal.
SerpentMaster - April 16, 2010, 2:00 am
i like it


SEXY POTATO! - God I hope this is safe for work... ...it was hard convincing her to wear panties




DAY 7 - The Humans Still Think I'm a Potato.


TAGS: guinea pig potato
Rating: 4.85/5

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Jalozyin - January 29, 2013, 7:45 pm
Just did. XD I don't post often, but usually I try my best.
MissPriss - January 29, 2013, 6:29 pm
THAT gave me a 5L chuckle...thanks! If you haven't, you should drop this by dig my dog as well.
Silverheart - January 29, 2013, 5:25 pm

Written in chives, at the bottom of the oven? Great poster, 5Ls


POTATO GUN - The French army is locked and loaded.


TAGS: potato
Rating: 3.69/5

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CANADA - January 27, 2010, 4:44 pm
Idaho National Guard would have been sweet
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 2:08 pm
I work with a french A$$ clown and he looks like this guy so i had to go with it. but yours would have been better.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 1:45 pm
I'll have you know that is not even CLOSE to Idaho National Guard! They use higher caliber potatoes. Bah Dum Dum! Thank you!
Koradan - January 27, 2010, 1:02 pm
I would have gone with "Idaho National Guard", but this was just as good!! 5Ls for you!


ROCKET TOILETS - Because if shit's gonna fly, it might as well be at lightspeed.


TAGS: rocket toilets bathroom flush potty
Rating: 4.87/5

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CloudchaserS - December 13, 2011, 11:44 pm
That's one way to avoid having to stop just to use the restroom.
440wakeup - December 13, 2011, 8:24 pm
because making hair-pin turns at mach 2 well need I continue


SAVVY? -




POTVIN - SUCKS


TAGS: islanders potvin rangers long island
Rating: 1.47/5

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mauser98k - April 16, 2008, 3:49 pm
and yet he's in the Hall Of Fame. huh. must mean he's better than you


I'M A LITTLE NOOBIE -


TAGS: noobs teapot
Rating: 4.45/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - September 1, 2011, 5:57 am
Can I borrow that adaptation for my Ventrilo server? and my work?
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:01 am
couldnta said it better
pzykosiz - February 16, 2011, 9:04 pm
total win. 5L's


PARTY SUPPLY STORE -


TAGS: home depot chains lubricant tie downs
Rating: 4.38/5

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GaryO - January 1, 2013, 6:47 pm
Silver be rollin’…….I be votin’
ughomer - January 1, 2013, 6:35 pm
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!


I'D SAY IT'S LICKING - FINGER-LICKING GOOD.




AIRMAN - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles cannot be taught in Flight School


TAGS: airman spotter bikini radar
Rating: 4.65/5

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Airman - May 10, 2010, 7:05 pm
shhhhhhhhh!
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 6:31 pm
yep, that's our Airman. 5L


RAINBOWS - Not all of them contain a Pot of Gold !!


TAGS: rainbow pot gold leotard retard fugly butterface fat
Rating: 1.81/5

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EL D1RTIO - October 20, 2009, 6:34 am
Now I want to eat some fat skittles.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 3:03 am
How about a nice big pot of KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
BriaHere - June 30, 2009, 4:11 pm
This one, a pot of crazy.


GOD LOVES WEED - God loves weed, so it should be legal!




IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN - to play that game "Spot the Rich Guy"




HELL YEAH! - FREE POTATO? Christmas has come early!




FANBOY SPOTTED - shall I take the shot?




GOTHS - Don't sully the good name of the Goths by associating them with depressed emos.


TAGS: harrypotter emo goth
Rating: 1.67/5
Woody - July 22, 2009, 8:19 pm
well, you are too late for that one.


COUCH POTATO - All you need is some butter...a little sour cream...and ah, yes...BACON! ommm Nommm Nommm...




SO GAUCHE -


TAGS: patricia mindfuck spot the monkey
Rating: 3.17/5

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Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:26 pm
I think I've seen every episode three times. Twice for sure. Soap was amazing. But there are great shows now.
rerun - August 22, 2009, 1:23 pm

Hell, thet Taits were pretty awsome in their own right. Wish they still had shows like that on now.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:22 pm
I don't think Benson ever drove the Taits around anywhere. God Benson was great, eh? But thanks for the comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 12:54 pm
Ever seen the British show Jeeves and Wooster? Jeeves is played by Steven Fry and Wooster is played by Hugh Laurie (house).
MrRandom - August 22, 2009, 3:14 am
I'm with Sean on needing a butler named Jeeves. So stereotypical but just classic.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 3:13 am
5 Monkeys! But I think I would want a butler named Benson.


BUNSEN BURNER - Who needs magic when you have gas!




The Internet -


TAGS: potter
Rating: 2.63/5
Matt - June 23, 2008, 8:16 pm
It's photoshoped, unless Mr. Dead Meat hand was broken at that moment.
Yon - June 7, 2008, 10:26 pm
definatally photoshoped and easy as hell for anyone whos taken a photoshop class, but yes still funny as hell.
Andres - May 8, 2008, 11:29 am
Does anyone have the movie? Can we confirm whether this happened?!
Homeless Joe - March 20, 2008, 8:12 pm
I dunno, man..Unless whoever did it was a goddamn pro.
Alexzander - March 19, 2008, 3:33 pm
photoshopped but hilarious


THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE - When you find out the release of the new Harry Potter is in less than a month




POT -


TAGS: waddaya mean no pot for the banned pot posters
Rating: 4.24/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
Good one.


POTATOES - Yep, this is how I like them PREPARED.


TAGS: january challenge potatoes vodka alcoholism
Rating: 3.17/5

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rerun - January 29, 2010, 6:54 pm

looks like you may have had a few when you last responded to this forum chatter....the Tequila is what would kill me
[email protected] - January 29, 2010, 6:49 pm
FEACPLANT FATTMATT WHY SO SERIOUSE. I've had a few when I'm on the net. I'm just throwing jabs busting chops. The Seagrams was empty the Smirnoff was barely 3 fingers. But I'm not touching the BACARDI, zat crap will kill you.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 6:44 pm
It must be the Ny-quil talking, but I am really being a jerk today! Oh well, nappy time!
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 6:42 pm
To be honest, I didn't know tequila COULD be made from potato at all. But R.S. is correct...and grain vodka is the WORST kind of all. But I like the thought...I gave 4 for the good idea decently executed.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 3:50 pm
OK, I guess I gotta be the A-hole here.. :) ..none of these brnds of Vodka are distilled using potatoes. There, I said it, please continue to whine about 1L's.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:31 pm
-1 for whining +3 for not using "zat" anywhere in this poster like you like to do. so you get a solid 4 from me.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:30 pm
Yeo... I really thought this was some of your best work to date. Might just be the alcoholic in me... but whining about votes is just pathetic, really, who cares? If YOU like it screw everyone else.
_Ally - January 27, 2010, 12:58 pm
Asking for 5L votes usually gets you 1l or none at all....remember that
Faceplant31 - January 27, 2010, 12:55 pm
This guy is getting really annoying. Quit bitching at everyone for voting 1L on your posters. If they are good they will get good votes if they aren't they wont, so quit the bitching and justaccept that we all make shit sometimes so just deal with it
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:52 pm
Well fuck it, Im wrong again
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:51 pm
You did spell Potato's wrong...
[email protected] - January 27, 2010, 12:34 pm
5 votes 4/5 lions @11:39:40 Don't screw me on this. You do the right thing by me here. if you can't vote 4.5 our higher activate your 5 constitutuional right. if u can't say something nice...
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 12:27 pm
Da, vodka eta OCHEN horosho!


AMSTERDAM - This is why it's so much better than New York




DRIVER REACTION TEST -


TAGS: car pothole accident
Rating: 4.43/5

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Cloudchaser - August 18, 2010, 1:52 am
The damage would be even worse for someone on a motorcycle.


MOOSE MILK -


TAGS: perfect for holidays highly potent panty melter use responsibly
Rating: 3.23/5

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WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:29 pm
Which makes my version a bit more dangerous since it can sneak up on ya quick. I haven't been able to try your recipe yet but I plan to.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm
hey WTFO, i made both to check, the one i make is a fair bit stronger. but the one with ice cream goes down way easier
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:37 am
hmmm, sounds like a plan for friday.and my fan says quit throwing fucking beer caps at me lol
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:34 am
I will have to try your recipe as well. Maybe I should make a batch of each to compare (strictly for scientific reasons, of course). Mr. R, my ceiling fan only says "fuck central air" over and over again.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:18 am
i've had it with ice cream too, it makes it good aswell but you need maple syrup, Seagrams V O, and Captian Morgs spice. maybe because im a fan of canadian whiskey and maple syrup
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 1:12 am
I hear they say very interesting things, but usually its jealous gossip about the toaster.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Nope. The recipe I was given was 1 bottle Dark Rum, 1 bottle Light Rum, 1/2 bottle Spiced Rum, 1 bottle Kahula, 1 Gallon milk, and 1 Gallon Vanilla Ice Cream. Mix together until froth at top and enjoy until you're talking to the ceiling fan.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:40 pm
hey WTFO, is this close to the recipe you use?


POTENTIAL - This guy had a lot of it. Until his final duel. Which lasted only thirty-five seconds.


TAGS: general grievous star wars potential lost
Rating: 3.23/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 12, 2010, 12:25 am
...a movie that came out how many years ago now? lol
agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 9:36 pm
He could only be so skilled in the arts... after all, he was mostly robot... and wasn't born with the high midichlorian count that would afford him jedi-like abilities, which we all must admit is key to beating a jedi. Or, pssssst.... it was a movie.


RICH GUYS - They are easy to spot...


TAGS: rich guys easy to spot
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 8:32 pm
Don't whine. Especially in open forum.
RnRollie - July 16, 2010, 5:47 pm
see 82153 . Now, can i post the same pic but called "gold diggers are easy to spot" ?


VOLDEMORT - And you think he was a fantasy




GOTHOPOTAMUS -


TAGS: gothopotamus fat goth beast
Rating: 2.98/5

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bill - October 11, 2009, 3:31 pm
sadly yes
faulty switch - September 10, 2009, 11:56 pm
be a functional person in society or go back to your room and sit there. life is gonna suck. take off the makeup and get over it.
D1RTY - August 27, 2009, 11:03 am
THAT FAT BITCH GOTS A BEARD ?? OH WAIT IT'S A DUDE HA DUMB ASS


LEGAL - She has been in our country for two years


TAGS: legal 18 harry potter
Rating: 2.28/5

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KRis - July 9, 2008, 1:23 pm
So hot for an 18 year old it's insane.
Charles In Charge - June 16, 2008, 7:54 pm
I wish she'd pose for hustler.. shes so yummy
usmcbearcat - April 30, 2008, 12:40 am
And thank god she is....she is hot, i'd do her


My Favorite Stoner -


TAGS: carl sagan astronomer author pothead
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - August 27, 2013, 5:05 pm
5 fat doobies.
curlyrocks - August 27, 2013, 3:53 pm
I had no proof till now, but I always knew that guy was super stoned, to see how much fun he had in the space ship set in Cosmos, man I want to get high in a room like that.


FLASHING THE TRAIN - Well...that's something you don't see everyday. And you said traveling by train is boring! Whooo....whooooooo!


TAGS: trainspotting
Rating: 4.32/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
doesn't look to bad from here either
Iconoclast - April 29, 2010, 8:29 pm
It happens more frequently than you would expect.


HARRY POTTER - can only wish he rolled as cool as this ...




MARRIAGE -




BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon


TAGS: november challenge we promise bacon in every pot
Rating: 3.66/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 10:39 am
I would vote for that platform. But ya still lost a lion for pixelation. :(
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 1:55 am
I find your philosophy interesting, and I would like to read your pamphlet. Mmmmm, philosophy!


RABBIT A Là MARY JANE - Taste Best If You Grill Them Over An Open Flame


TAGS: omnom nom bunny marihuana pot dope
Rating: 3.64/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 12:38 pm
Yeah, but steamed rabbit is really rubbery and tough...wait, what were YOU talking about? LOL
forseti - April 12, 2010, 11:50 am
YEAH! Great ideas, Jake! Steamed should be possible with the right equipment too, don't you think?!?
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 11:48 am
LOL. How about baked?
forseti - April 12, 2010, 11:43 am
That's another option of course! Perhaps we try flambéed, too?
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 11:26 am
Funny, I thought the dish would have been "smoked". :)


POTCHEEN - When drinking yourself into a triple delirium just isn't good enough


TAGS: potcheen poitin poteen
Rating: 3/5

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Muck - November 1, 2009, 2:16 pm
Agree, didn't want to go for obvious pic (logo or bottle)so tried bit more obscure and indirect pic. Nae a winner indeed. But we shan't give in, never!
CANADA - October 30, 2009, 11:13 pm
you needed a better picture


POTS - Calling Kettles Black




TECHNOLOGY - Without it, POTC would suck


TAGS: potc pirates of the caribbean technologie
Rating: 2.67/5

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OMFGLOLZ - August 16, 2009, 12:46 am
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
lola - June 6, 2009, 3:54 pm
the guy in the lower right front is an elf. Pointy ears and sharp teeth. That's BEFORE the CG.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:24 pm
I would actually watch the whole movie like that. It's like a seafaring logan's run!
Mr. Shiny - June 6, 2009, 1:17 pm
No it wouldn't, those guys on the top actually frighten me more.


DON'T TELL ME - Pod People don't exist!!


TAGS: invasion body snatchers potato pod people
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
OMG! China is successfully creating clones from potatoes!
MO - July 14, 2009, 7:06 pm
Wow! Lotta help here!! Lotta...
lololol - July 14, 2009, 7:00 pm
She's probibaly chinese, it's polluted alot so alot of people form there look old because there pores cant breath... when this young girl grows up she's going to envy the japanese girls... sexy and kawaii!!!!!


CRYSTAL METH - It looks like a potato chip.




Get Up 'N Go -


TAGS: norning coffee pot going enemas
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:02 am
In other words mizzdizz...you enjoyed that morning coffee huh?
MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:00 am
Now ya done gone and made me feel doubly honoured! Referencing my work/words with the likes of Greeny and knowing that you're kacking yourself!
MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:58 pm
Sod, good to know it's on your screen and not in your pants my old friend! Thanks for the vote.
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 4:00 pm
Once again, I am taking advantage of the portability of my laptop--- we won't discuss the results of laughing that hard, that suddenly as it would be highly inappropriate, even here! LOL!
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:46 am
I haven’t kacked like this since Greeny’s ‘female claim to childbirth pain’ 5L/fav
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:45 am
In other news; atomized coffee creates an unusual hand rubbed patina
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:44 am
This just in; hot beverages travel at a much faster rate of speed upon exiting the esophagus once mixed with a sudden rush of oxygen.
Oldsod - December 8, 2014, 7:18 am
...and now, I have coffee on my screen. 5L.


END OF THE RAINBOW -


TAGS: pot of gold
Rating: 4.94/5

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mashed, hash-browned, Lyonnaise, or Baked? -


TAGS: how to spell potato
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by ughomer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 12, 2013, 12:10 pm
One of the former vice-presidents don't have a chance now. Who was that?
ughomer - September 12, 2013, 8:47 am
sweet potato fries comes to mind as well, Air.
Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:06 pm
twice baked are good


HAPPINESS - Is nothing more than some peace and quiet, and a comfortable place to rest.


TAGS: this spot looks perfect
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Yorick

Airman - August 28, 2012, 12:45 pm
you got that right
GaryO - August 27, 2012, 9:59 pm
o-o-o-o-o-o-h, y-e-a-h


FLOPPY? -


TAGS: viagra sex impotence
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by pointer

Reality Lord - January 10, 2011, 1:18 pm

love it....lol'd


Spud Vader -


TAGS: potato fries
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by demon001

maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 11:22 am
Good One 5 Deep Fried L's.


A SUPERIOR COUCH POTATO -


TAGS: couch potato lists
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:34 am
You forgot "making anime posters"


ROFLMAO - Rowling on Floor, Laughing My Ass Off


TAGS: mary potter
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by ughomer

NoPathNoWay - August 7, 2013, 9:26 am
He would be a lot cuter if he were a girl.


THE GRINCH - Now works for POTUS.




THE REAL LOONIES - Are the individuals not striving to be different.




MEN IN RED - Always die. No matter where they're from.




SWEET SPOT -


TAGS: spot
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by ronsart



ARMED ROBBERY - With a replica. I mean, how the f**k can it be armed robbery with a f*****g replica?


TAGS: trainspotting robbery aremed robbery begbie
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by HaggisMonster

Titus Pullo - January 15, 2009, 8:09 pm
Bigby!
Johnny - October 18, 2008, 9:44 pm
Trainspotting?


WHOA! - The colors! What was in that dog food? Dude, who cares?




EMMA WATSON -


TAGS: harry potter emma watson girls
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by darkangel98s

LURCH - October 31, 2009, 12:53 pm
Me and my wife and 5 kids love Harry Potter
LURCH - October 31, 2009, 12:52 pm
Sorry These characters are clockwise : Hermione Granger Cho Chang, Luna Lovegood, and Jenny Weasley
Jaubrey - October 31, 2009, 12:38 pm
Evanna Lynch
Yourassiswrong - September 4, 2009, 12:56 pm
None of them die tool, prove that one of them dies
Jmac0585 - August 4, 2009, 10:21 am
What book would that be?
Woodywood03a - August 4, 2009, 10:06 am
it is in the book fool.
Woodywood03a - August 4, 2009, 10:05 am
at the end of the 2rd part of the last movie... one of the four will die.


FAN FICTION -


TAGS: harry potter emma watson fan fiction
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by darkangel98s

Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 6:58 pm
Darn Lunatics
Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 6:26 pm
I'm sure Emma Watson is a smart girl and can distinguish fiction from truth or in this case photoshop from natural.I guess it really is worth a thousand words.


Occam's Razor -




FRCIKIN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -




HARRY MORGAN -


TAGS: col sherman t potter mash
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tatespa - June 7, 2012, 1:05 pm
Awesome!!!! Love that show!
rodangol - January 23, 2012, 1:05 am
you get bowls for legs? with holes in them apparently
SlimJim - December 23, 2011, 5:51 am
Well crap, that's what happens when you don't watch TV.


BAD JOKE -




HONEY POT -


TAGS: honey pot addiction legal
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by steph1

Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 7:22 am

easily the most expensive addition ever.


ORIGINALITY - It would appear Hollywood is severely lacking it.


TAGS: cheech chong harry potter movies
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 5:54 am
Wow...almost enough for a party! As long as no one bogart 'em Thanks ;)
Silverheart - October 29, 2012, 4:49 am

If only Harry Potter had that Cheech & Chong vibe... I give you 5 reefers, man


TOMMY'S MOVIE REVIEWS - One finger up for the new Harry Potter movie.


TAGS: movie harry potter theatre kids
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

CloudchaserS - September 5, 2011, 12:42 am
Or better yet, (insert whatever film you hate) movie
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:15 pm
it should say twilight movie


MAGIC -




PERFECTED? - That's one messed up definition of perfected.




GREEN THUMB - Takes on a whole new meaning.


TAGS: thumb pot marijauna
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by MTNDEW

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 17, 2010, 8:13 am
Most of those are mine, They feel bad for me because I'm Retarded. Aggy wasn't criticizing you anyways he was just making a joke...so slow yer roll and relax with a bong hit or three.
MTNDEW - June 17, 2010, 4:30 am
ive seen plenty of flops from you guys that wouldnt have made it through if you didnt pass anything that the motifake clique put on here.
agdaniele - June 17, 2010, 3:27 am
Weak. Grow up and do coke.


SPOTTER -




MR. POTATO HEAD - He won't be appearing in the next Toy Story




YOU SEE HARRY, - I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE MAGIC.


TAGS: potter
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by AaronL



OH SHIT........ - Oh baby, you turn me on. Oh shit, you heard me, Oh shit everyone else did too. Exit stage right......


TAGS: harry potter opening
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Woodywood03a

booger13 - March 31, 2010, 6:37 pm
awesome =]


COUCH POTATO - OMG! The disease is spreading!




ENVY -




RUNNERS HIGH -




FROM POTATOES? -


TAGS: vodka potaotes russian irish
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

erniecordell - August 8, 2011, 8:46 pm
I believe these particular vodkas are made from wheat: I would look at a Polish vodka like Wyborova to be made from potatoes. One might also remember that the word after the phrase "Irish Potato" was 'famine.'
Reality Lord - August 8, 2011, 9:16 am

silly buggers
Reality Lord - August 8, 2011, 9:15 am

google never lies
Derek - August 8, 2011, 5:53 am
Too busy eatin' the taties to drink 'em.
440wakeup - August 8, 2011, 5:12 am
but when I ried to post something like this everybody wrote in and said that vodka wasnt from potatoes
Verdeckt - August 7, 2011, 10:52 am
'5actly..


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